Wake Up With Lacy Schnoor 'Sochi Edition'

Lacy Schnoor - US Ski and Snowboard

Willy Wonka And Penguin From Batman Fucked And This Popped Out

We Need A Jucy Lucy Food Truck And We Needed It Yesterday

Had one today, its like a jelly donut but its a burger filled with cheese and bacon. One bite, came everywhere. Fuck the grilled cheese truck. Jucy Lucys for lyfe.

Barstool Confessions for the hope of us making it to the big time.

So in the hopes we get picked up for the big guys may as well throw a confession out there.

When I read on twitter Vernon Davis got tackled by his dick my first thought was that he tripped on it.

Wake Up With Hannah Teter 'Sochi Edition'

Hannah Teter - US Ski and Snowboard

LA Social Workers Strike.

First off don't get me wrong I'm not saying I don't want these kids to have a safe living environment this blog has nothing to do with them.  Just the assholes that are on strike instead of worrying about there well being.

People who strike are the absolute worst people in society.  So you picked a career that doesn't pay well and you feel like you are working to much?  Guess what you selfish pricks you knew what you were getting into when you accepted the job.  Your hand wasn't forced we aren't living in a world where you are born and your job is bestowed upon you like some Inuit tribe.

The only people who have a decent argument in these strikes are mine workers.  Can you think of a worse job then knowing a few of the guys you work with every year are going to die when a tunnel collapses or some crazy shit like that.  Those guys can strike all they want.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-strike-numbers-20131205,0,3293003.story#axzz2mZofFOqQ

Girl accidentally swallows magnets...Yeah you read that right

"Just before Thanksgiving, 14-year-old Christin Rivas got six rare-earth magnets from a friend at church, thinking she could "freak out" her classmates by using them for tricks."

"I was going to the bathroom and I put them in my mouth because I didn't want to put them on the floor. I wasn't quite thinking. The kid on the other side said something that made me laugh and swallow them."

http://gma.yahoo.com/teen-rushed-surgery-swallowing-rare-earth-magnets-39-111329086--abc-news-health.html

When I saw this girl was 14 I spit out my magnets and I wasn't even drinking any.  Hey kid you ever hear of a pocket?  Like what do you do when you bring your phone into the bathroom put it in your mouth?  The biggest disappoint in this story is we don't know what the girl next to her said to make her laugh.

Really want rare earth magnets after reading this though, but only if they are really rare like Sandy Koufax rookie card rare.