Seattle Seahawks 12th Man Registers A New Level Of Obnoxiousness

"Celebrations by Seattle football fans in a Monday night game against the New Orleans Saints were so thunderous that they registered as minor earthquakes on a nearby seismometer, a state university professor said." celebrating-fans-cause-minor-earthquake-u-football-game

Richard Sherman and Beast mode don't need to play anymore.  The 12th Man is in town and is taking all of the credit for your Monday Night Football win over the Saints. The 12th Man registered an earthquake on Monday night. The 12th Man set a Guinness book world record for fucks sake. The 12th Man bumped the Chiefs out of the Guinness book of world records by .1 earthquake decibels. Unbelievable.  Now the Seattle Seahawks' 12th Man can join the dinner table with all of the other losers who have world records in the Guinness book, like the family blessed with hair all over their face or the lady who hasn't clipped her finger nails in 17 years. The 12th Man is joining the ranks of some of the most influential people on earth.

Now who is this 12th Man? People like to say its the Fans. Fans is a plural word idiots. 12th Man is singular. The 12th Man who is responsible for the record breaking earthquake and the Seahawks win is Fred "Boom Boom" Couples. His nickname was Boom Boom before he even went out onto the field Monday night. The Seattle Seahawks new exactly what they were doing when they invited Boom Boom to raise the Flag before the Monday Night Football game against the Saints. This could be cheating. Boom Boom gate just went down on Monday Night Football and nobody even knows it. Fred Couples went out there and raised the fucking 12th Man flag, acted crazy for 30 seconds, snapped a golf club over his knee and instantly started a record breaking earthquake that caused the Saints to lose.

"I'm going to act like a nut here for 30 seconds and get them all wound up," said Fred, who snapped a golf club over his knee to fire the fans up even more. fred-couples-seattle-seahawks-nfl-monday-night-football

First he raises his flag, then he acts crazy for 30 seconds and snaps a golf club over his knee? Fucking genius boom boom starter. If you can't set world records playing golf, set them raising flags and starting earthquakes.

P.S. If there is one thing that I hate more than the term Superfan, it's the term 12th Man. Seattle is just trying to solidify their fan base after all these years of sucking ass by honoring them as their 12th Man. Listen up Seattle Fans, only losers are Superfans and 12th Mans.

Hand jobs for days.