Because the Lakers suck this year.

I was two paragraphs into a blog about how the Lakers suck and how long will they be terrible for...blah blah blah...but lets be serious who gives a shit.  If you want to watch playoff basketball in LA this year better put on a CP3 jersey and start cheering for the team that should be a force for the next 5 years.  So why go to the Lakers you ask?  To sit court-side next to some of the hottest most powerful celebrities in the world thats why. So here is my top 5 list of people I would sit next to court-side at The Staples Center.

5. Maria Menounos

Thats right assholes.  Coming in at number 5 is the Greek Goddess of Ass Miss Maria Menounous.  Why you ask?  Well other than her being insanely sexy, and funny, there is the obvious fact that I am trying to suck up to my future boss factor. She's one of those few chicks who knows something about sports and is deserving whether you want to believe it or not but that prep school face screams I'm into some backdoor fun.  Your place or mine?

4. Jessica Alba

Need I say more?  Don't be one of those dickheads who says she isn't hot anymore.  The best thing about #4 and #5 are you wouldn't have to watch the game at all and you would still be entertained.  Are you kidding me those two choices?  How could it get any better?

3. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

           

Stop the Fight! Stop the Fight!  A little Selena Sandwich with me and the Bieber?  Don't mind if I do.  Hell I would even dress like the Biebs if we could all be one big happy family.


2. Leonardo Decaprio and Bar Rafaeli

Just imagine this conversation at work.  "Hey Tommy what are you up to tonight?"  Oh nothing just going to the Lakers game with ol' Gatsby and former #1 on Maxim's Hot 100 list.


1.  Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

(Maybe the reason JIF was invented)

Did you see those eyes?  This blog took over two hours to write because I didn't realize what was happening until my computer died and Justin and I lost eye contact.  Biel is still one of the hottest players in the game.  As for that Timberlake guy he crushes celebrity basketball games.  He can sing, dance, act his face off which is what we call a "Triple Threat" here in Hollywood.  Oh and did you forget beer is his best friend?   (Fuck Joe Buck)