"When he was 25, Bilzerian went on a 'four-day, very active snowboarding trip - traveling, not sleeping, hanging with friends, doing all kinds of ...' his PR representative Steve Honig told the website, trailing off. It ended in a double heart attack." Dan-Bilzerian-Instagram-life-Multimillionaire-poker-stars-machismo-fueled-exploits-cash-cars-girls-guns--high-stakes-given-THREE-heart-conditions
There is a lot going on in this article about the LA-based poker star/Instagram playboy king. One of them - a double heart attack. Nevermind the guns and the seals and the naked chicks 24/7. This guy snowboards so hard that he has a double heart attack? I want the real details behind the "doing all kinds of..." part of his 4 day very active snowboard trip. I want to know what part of the very active snowboard trip leads to a double heart attack. I assume he went hard all night during a wild sex orgy after a day on the slopes. He probably did not remember a god damn thing from that night and woke up with a bloody nose, sore asshole and then took a few steps towards his bidet and had a double heart attack (for the stoolies who don't know, a bidet is an ass washing machine). Lots of sex with chics and seals, cocaine snorting and butt funneling fireball would likely lead to a double fucking heart attack. Just my theory, but I am sure it was a lot more fucked up than that.
At first I wasn't sure if I liked this guy or hated him. If I had that money I would be doing a lot of fucked up shit too and posting it all over the place for people to see. But then he said he was a "tit guy". I am an "ass guy". Ass over tits any day of the week. Fuck Dan Bilzerian.
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