No One Is Having Sex In LA.

The Women Of LA. Been around for a while, but its spot on. 

Pauly Shore, Mr. Belding and Jaleel White for life.

Instagram Playboy King Has Double Heart Attack At Age 25

"When he was 25, Bilzerian went on a 'four-day, very active snowboarding trip - traveling, not sleeping, hanging with friends, doing all kinds of ...' his PR representative Steve Honig told the website, trailing off. It ended in a double heart attack." Dan-Bilzerian-Instagram-life-Multimillionaire-poker-stars-machismo-fueled-exploits-cash-cars-girls-guns--high-stakes-given-THREE-heart-conditions

There is a lot going on in this article about the LA-based poker star/Instagram playboy king. One of them - a double heart attack. Nevermind the guns and the seals and the naked chicks 24/7. This guy snowboards so hard that he has a double heart attack? I want the real details behind the "doing all kinds of..." part of his 4 day very active snowboard trip. I want to know what part of the very active snowboard trip leads to a double heart attack. I assume he went hard all night during a wild sex orgy after a day on the slopes. He probably did not remember a god damn thing from that night and woke up with a bloody nose, sore asshole and then took a few steps towards his bidet and had a double heart attack (for the stoolies who don't know, a bidet is an ass washing machine). Lots of sex with chics and seals, cocaine snorting and butt funneling fireball would likely lead to a double fucking heart attack. Just my theory, but I am sure it was a lot more fucked up than that.

At first I wasn't sure if I liked this guy or hated him. If I had that money I would be doing a lot of fucked up shit too and posting it all over the place for people to see. But then he said he was a "tit guy". I am an "ass guy". Ass over tits any day of the week. Fuck Dan Bilzerian.


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L.A. Central Library As Hotspot For Fucking

"The LAPD recently cracked down on folks getting down at the library over the past year. With 14 undercover sting operations under their belts and officers patrolling the library grounds, the LAPD has arrested nine people for lewd acts."  cruising_for_sex_website_rates_la

Yeah I fucked here once or twice. I joined the fucking book club. The LAPD is not sure why people are focusing on bathrooms at the library for a place to fuck. Well I know why, because nobody goes to the library anymore which makes it the perfect place to go and fuck. Libraries are dead. Libraries have been dead for a long time now. There is absolutely no privacy at local parks or local public restrooms in LA, there are homeless people everywhere. This place has 8 floors with bathrooms on every god damn floor. 4 of the floors are underground. 2 stalls in every bathroom, all of which have reflective tiles floor to ceiling. You can see everything while you are fucking it up in there. If my math is correct that is 32 sex stalls. Libraries! The new place to fuck. And it is free.