Does This Look Like The Face Of A UConn Chemistry Professor Who Pissed All Over The Place And Then Ripped Mirrors Off Luxury Vehicles?

GREENWICH — A University of Connecticut chemistry professor has been arrested for allegedly urinating in a parking lot and ripping side-view mirrors off a BMW, two Audis, two Lexuses and a Honda Civic. hc-uconn-professor

 He walked through parking lots "urinating, spitting, kicking, and ripping the side view mirrors off high-end cars".

I wonder what sparked this UConn chemistry professor who only makes $97K a year to go out on his little parking lot rampage. Maybe Jesse Pinkman left the keys in the ignition of his meth lab motor home and the battery died.