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Crazy Women - Alaskan Woman Bites Off Man's Lip In Bar Fight

 30-year-old Alaskan woman was arrested after she bit off an Australian man's lower lip during a fight. The two were partying at a beer hall during Oktoberfest in September, according to News.co.au. woman-bites-off-lip-oktoberfest

This makes Mike Tyson look like the fairy godmother. This drunk bitch just wobbling all over the place trying to eat everything in site. The dude was just trying to help and shove a little food in her mouth. She didn't take well to that and went right in for the kill shot, lower lip bite.  Guess thats what happens when you attend Oktoberfest in September. 

Can someone be too hot to be considered a Milf?

"Eriksen posted the photo of herself on Instagram, along with the caption, "I feel so empty…4 days after birth," igniting the online backlash. Twitter users called Eriksen and her washboard abs "intimidating," "unhelpful," "obviously a freak," and "unfair to all women."

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/mom-under-fire-post-baby-body-selfie-215700858.html

I wish they would have posted the pictures of the twitter users who were giving her shit. I'm sure "unfair to all women" has never even looked like a woman and is probably closer to a linebacker in the NFL.

But more importantly I have a big question after another smoke of a Mom posts a picture after popping out a kid a few days ago. Does this even count as a MILF?  Like is there point where someone is so hot or a body is so good that you have to not count them as a MILF? The only reason I'm leaning towards you have to count her as a MILF is that bellybutton. Nothing is worse than a pregnant bellybutton.