Kings Beat Ducks In 9th Round Shootout

9th round! Dwight King for days. Martin Jones looking good.

LA Kings Anthem

Imagine this. You get the following musicians together to perform a song for your team. David Spreng (drummer/producer - The Bravery, Bob Dylan), Piggy D (bass - Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper), Dave Pino (guitar - Andrew WK) and some guy named Grant Arnow to bring it all together.  How the fuck do you end up with this piece of shit song?

First Kings game of the year, I show up with the perfect buzz on and this is what I hear. No way is a professional sports team playing this as there "Anthem". Unbelievable. This is what the LA Kings - the last team to really win a Stanley Cup (lock-out seasons don't count) - are going to play to get their team and fans going? Who's 10 year old daughter thought this was a good idea?  

"We are united, we're undivided" Sounds like a chant from a bunch of feminists outside of the Barstool headquarters.

"In any weather a kings a king forever"  Yup any weather as long as its 70 and partly cloudy.  

Pretty sure they just got Ludacris's writers from 2006 and said "We love what you did when you threw out this gem - "I stroke so good, like Tiger Woods, and I roar like a tiger would" -we need something as good as that!"

When we look back at the end of the season and wonder why we had a better road record this is the reason.  Write it down.


P.S. Stick to the South Park Cartman "Go Kings Go!" - its been working for us.

Cartman "Go Kings Go!"

Mike Richards' Take On The 2014 Coors Light NHL Stadium Series

"This is almost going to be like playing hockey outside in the summertime in Kenora because that’s almost what the temperature would be," Richards told NHL.com. "Maybe a little bit cooler. It’ll be unique." http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=691766

Umm… Really on top of it Mike. It will almost be like you are playing hockey outside in the summertime? Actually, it will be exactly like you are playing hockey outside in the summertime because in LA it's always summer. It may be cool to have palm trees and sand and shit, but I can almost guarantee that this thing will not sell out and the atmosphere will be absolutely terrible. Dodgers stadium sucks and it is all the way in east bum fuck with no bar in sight. The crowd will be everything but electric because nobody in LA knows what hockey is or what ice is. Fuck Dodgers stadium. Have the game right in the middle of the Venice beach boardwalk. Right in front of Muscle beach to be exact. Now that will be a great time.  

All the guys look real natural out there on the field in their sweaters. Doughty, Carter and “Pancakes” Penner just remembering the good old days. 

Jeff Carter and his girlfriend to finish this one off.